What I Would Name Things if I Were an Entrepreneur or Artist
My band: Disappointing Salad
My clothing store: Here Are Some Pants
My reality dating show: Game, Set, Snatch
My (first) Dolph Lundgren film: Crimson Hexagon (which is, amazingly enough, currently the name of a social media company)
My line of recycling bins: The Sunday Style Section
My first poetry book: Canadian Sexuality